“That’s gross!” Tara said after swallowing a spoonful of her Lobster Bisque. “No one eats shrimp tails! Normal people break them off and throw them out.”

“I eat them,” I replied, almost shamefully.

“Ugh. I forgot. You eat bugs too. That’s way worse then eating shrimp tails.” She faux-gagged and clutched her throat dramatically.